5 days [couch bound with stomach flu]
+ 7 days [alone on the mountain]
+ 3 days [couch bound with head cold]
+ 2 days [house bound by snow]
=
3.25[afghans of granny smack]*
+ 1[totally awesome mini snowfella]
*I've employed a bit of poetic license in using the word "afghan"...lap warmer would be a bit more literal...unless you are a totally awesome mini snowfella, in which case, the dimensions of said granny smacks are very afghan-ish.
