Saturday, June 09, 2007

Dear Evil People Who Create Spyware and Computer Viruses:

Perhaps you have already discovered in your multiple hourly invasions of my computer that there is NOTHING INTERESTING HERE! Nothing! So please, just leave my computer alone.

I don’t know precisely what you are looking for but honestly, there’s nothing here. Is it money you want? I’m really sorry to break it to ya, but I don’t have that much – I mean REALLY. Do you want to steal my original knitting patterns? You can HAVE them! I got plenty to share. Perhaps you want to see our family photos? Send me your address and I’ll email them to you – hell, I’ll even send you CDs of all of them, if you want. Maybe you just want to read my emails. Dudes, check out the blog…it says the same stuff.

Please, kindly take my name, address, birthday, cosmic sign, or whatever it is that has identified me, off your list. Trust me, it’s not worth your time or effort.


Lynn (you know which one I am…you’ve seen all my files)

PS. To those of you who are honestly reading this blog and not trying to hack into my computer...check these out!!!!

I don't know if we will reach 100% this year but we got fruit!!!

1 comment:

  1. EarleinDenver11:36 PM

    So what kind of wine will you be making this year with those grapes? What kind of grapes are they?