So here's the thing, when a person can knit or crochet people who can not knit or crochet ask the knitter/crocheter to make them stuff.
I'm not really sure why this is.
Maybe it's the equivalent of doctors at dinner parties who hear "so you're a doctor? Do you mind me asking, I've been having this pain..."
And it doesn't matter what sort of stuff you knit, they will invariably ask for something you hate knitting. It doesn't really matter that everything you create is extra bulky knit on turkey basters needles, they'll ask you knit a lace shawl with silk.
"So, you're a proctologist. Interesting. I've been having these headaches lately, could it be a brain tumor?"
Mette has recently been hit. To protect the guilty party, let's just call this person, um, Helga. So Helga asked Mette to make her this
"Yeah. It's probably a brain tumor."
Just in case any of you are considering asking Mette to make you something in the future...here's what she does like to knit.
Ain't that a beauty?