Check out my melons!
They're not much yet but they're mine and I'm proud as heck to have them to show off.
If you'll excuse me now, I have to go have a glass of wine to calm my nerves. After 8 years living in my Maberga country villa it's nice to know that I can still have new experiences, even when they are a bit disconcerting. I've just saved my dogs and my bare-foot, stupid-ass self from a snake on the patio... during which I accidentally killed him.